John Carter: REVIEWED

Genre: Adventure     Run. Time:  132mins    Language: English     Year: 2012
Directed by: Andrew Stanton
Written by: Andrew Stanton, Mark Andrews & Michael Chabon
Taylor Kitsch as John Carter
Lynn Collins as Dejah Thoris
Samantha Morton as Sola
Willem Defoe as Tars Tarkas
Thomas Haden Church as Tal Hajus
Mark Strong as Matai Shang


“Transported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a savior.”

… in 1 word:

… in 10 words:
It is such a shame that the marketing failed it.

… in 100 words:
Reviewing John Carter with the knowledge that it bombed at the box office and its marketing sucked may skew my opinion but regardless of those, I would’ve watched it anyway. The film is visually stunning in a strange baron alien way; it’s the antithesis to the lushness of Avatar, but no less appealing. Not knowing the source material, I cannot say if it is faithful or a bad adaptation in that respect, but as a stand alone film, it is on the cusp of being up there with greats but may not shake being tainted by its box office figures.

Now go and watch it…

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